Carlson's Corner

premature e-rapture-lation Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior. John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

BeeVee: [bee][vee] : verb. To state that you are leaving, only to stay. I was going to leave the party, but I beeveed when I saw Molly was there. Trapper beeveed in MASH, when he found out ulcers would not get him out of the Army [Origin: 2008, Americanism; Credited to Brian Veenendall.]

saltine sally - [sawl- teen ] [ sal -ee], verb, noun. A saltine sally is a person who is a wussy, square cracker. Damn it Mumbles, quit acting like a saltine sally! [Origin: 2008, Americanism; Credited to singer songwriter Jim Carlson]